{"id":87613695,"date":"2004-04-16T00:41:16","date_gmt":"2004-04-16T07:41:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613695"},"modified":"2004-04-16T00:41:16","modified_gmt":"2004-04-16T07:41:16","slug":"now-it-all-makes-sense","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613695","title":{"rendered":"Now it all makes sense&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve figured it out.<\/p>\n<p>If you know me fairly well at all, you know that I have (what I&#8217;ve always thought was) this totally irrational hate-on for Kirk Cameron.  Ever since he was in that stupid show, Growing Pains, I&#8217;ve thought that there was something somehow inherently evil about the guy.  Don&#8217;t know when I started thinking that, but it was early on.  I&#8217;m sure sharing satellite space with Alan Thicke didn&#8217;t help his case any, but there&#8217;s something I ran across today (thanks to the good folks at <a href=\"http:\/\/www.cruel.com\" target=\"_blank\">Cruel.com<\/a>), I think maybe there&#8217;s more to it.  More than just the totally irrational &#8220;if I ever meet him I wanna punch him&#8221; gut-level reaction I have.<\/p>\n<p>Let me explain, sorta kinda.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ve got what doctors call a &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.meta-religion.com\/Psychiatry\/The_Paranormal\/temporal_lobe_and_religious_experience.htm\" target=\"_blank\">deep focus in the temporal lobe<\/a>&#8221; also known as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.epilepsy.com\/epilepsy\/epilepsy_temporallobe.html\" target=\"_blank\">temporal lobe epilepsy<\/a>.  Hasn&#8217;t done anything negative to me since I was a really really little dude.  Back then (around the age of two), I could\/would have seizures if I had a particularly bad wipe-out and smacked my head.  Since then, I&#8217;ve had migraines and things over the years (most of which went away after the age of about 20), but here&#8217;s the thing:<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.findarticles.com\/cf_0\/m1175\/n2_v31\/21280041\/p1\/article.jhtml?term=god\" target=\"_blank\">People with TLE are often obsessed with religious images and rhetoric.<\/a><\/p>\n<p>Probably something to do with the whole idea of feeling like there&#8217;s some sort of greater purpose.  For a lot of folks with TLE, it becomes religious zealotry.  I seem to have the exact opposite: zealous non-religion, based on what I&#8217;ve seen &#8220;good church-going folks&#8221; do and say during my years of growing up in <a href=\"http:\/\/www.uer.ca\/forum_showthread_archive.asp?threadid=3827\" target=\"_blank\">Chilliwack, British Columbia&#8217;s Bible Belt<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Don&#8217;t get me started on that place&#8230;  woof-o&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Okay, so back to Cruel.com&#8217;s link to this site with Kirk.  Here&#8217;s the thing:<\/p>\n<p>He&#8217;s now the lead running a very slickly-produced &#8220;you&#8217;re going straight to hell&#8221; site.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.wayofthemaster.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">The Way Of the Master<\/a><\/p>\n<p>So, I wonder if I&#8217;m not feeling like there&#8217;s not some sort of <a href=\"http:\/\/serendip.brynmawr.edu\/bb\/neuro\/neuro01\/web2\/Eguae.html\" target=\"_blank\">something<\/a> going on, and that maybe Kirk&#8217;s going to end up being the evil dictator of Texas or something.<\/p>\n<p>Me and <a href=\"http:\/\/healingwellepilepsy.subportal.com\/health\/Diseases_and_Conditions\/Neural\/Epilepsy\/504965.html\" target=\"_blank\">Joan of Arc<\/a><\/p>\n<p>What I wanna know is this: Does <a href=\"http:\/\/www.saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">Saint Aardvark<\/a> also have TLE, and maybe that&#8217;s why he&#8217;s the kinda guy that collects <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bjorn-comic.com\/hunt.htm\" target=\"_blank\">religious tracts<\/a> from car windows and stuff?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, I&#8217;ve figured it out. If you know me fairly well at all, you know that I have (what I&#8217;ve always thought was) this totally irrational hate-on for Kirk Cameron. Ever since he was in that stupid show, Growing Pains, I&#8217;ve thought that there was something somehow inherently evil about the guy. Don&#8217;t know when [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613695","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613695","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613695"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613695\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613695"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613695"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613695"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}