{"id":87613729,"date":"2004-08-16T16:47:40","date_gmt":"2004-08-16T23:47:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613729"},"modified":"2004-08-16T16:47:40","modified_gmt":"2004-08-16T23:47:40","slug":"im-on-holiday","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613729","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m on holiday."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t you tell?<\/p>\n<p>Going to the island tomorrow, with Rippity Roo to see Gramma Yaya.<\/p>\n<p>Let&#8217;s see if I remember how to NOT work&#8230;  Does wearing my &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.thinkgeek.com\/tshirts\/frustrations\/388b\/\" target=\"_blank\">No, I will not fix your computer.<\/a>&#8221; t-shirt count?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Can&#8217;t you tell? Going to the island tomorrow, with Rippity Roo to see Gramma Yaya. Let&#8217;s see if I remember how to NOT work&#8230; Does wearing my &#8220;No, I will not fix your computer.&#8221; t-shirt count?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613729","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613729","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613729"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613729\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613729"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613729"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613729"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}