{"id":87613780,"date":"2004-11-14T00:34:07","date_gmt":"2004-11-14T08:34:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613780"},"modified":"2004-11-14T00:34:07","modified_gmt":"2004-11-14T08:34:07","slug":"f-the-red-states","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613780","title":{"rendered":"F-The Red States"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so these guys are a little ticked (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.fuckthesouth.com\" target=\"_blank\">click here to see the whole thing<\/a>)<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>F*ck the South. F*ck &#8217;em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they&#8217;d stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep slaves &#8211; yeah, those are states we want to keep. <\/p>\n<p>And now what do we get? We&#8217;re the f*cking Arrogant Northeast Liberal Elite? How about this for arrogant: the South is the Real America? The Authentic America. Really?\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so these guys are a little ticked (click here to see the whole thing) F*ck the South. F*ck &#8217;em. We should have let them go when they wanted to leave. But no, we had to kill half a million people so they&#8217;d stay part of our special Union. Fighting for the right to keep [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613780","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613780","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613780"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613780\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613780"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613780"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613780"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}