{"id":87613890,"date":"2005-06-06T01:20:17","date_gmt":"2005-06-06T15:20:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613890"},"modified":"2005-06-08T00:27:08","modified_gmt":"2005-06-08T07:27:08","slug":"pecked-to-death-by-crows","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613890","title":{"rendered":"Pecked to death by crows?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, maybe I haven&#8217;t been <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=414\" target=\"_blank\">pooped on by a bird<\/a> recently, but I did get attacked by a crow this morning.  Bounced off my head after yelling at me from the ground while I walked by.  Think it might&#8217;ve been due to the fact that I&#8217;m wearing the stupid <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613723\" target=\"_blank\">white headphones<\/a> that go with my iPodMini.<\/p>\n<p>Still&#8230; OW!<\/p>\n<p>[Edit: I suspect, after thinking about it for two days, and talking to <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/arwen\/blog\">Arwen<\/a>  about it that what may have happened was that I was too close to a young crow, and that I wasn&#8217;t attacked by a young and ticked-off crow, but the <em>mama<\/em> crow, which performed &#8220;death from above&#8221; before taking off in another direction.]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, maybe I haven&#8217;t been pooped on by a bird recently, but I did get attacked by a crow this morning. Bounced off my head after yelling at me from the ground while I walked by. Think it might&#8217;ve been due to the fact that I&#8217;m wearing the stupid white headphones that go with my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613890","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613890","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613890"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613890\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613890"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613890"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613890"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}