{"id":87613906,"date":"2005-07-26T15:23:53","date_gmt":"2005-07-27T05:23:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613906"},"modified":"2005-07-31T00:34:49","modified_gmt":"2005-07-31T07:34:49","slug":"youre-gonna-put-what-in-the-what-now","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613906","title":{"rendered":"You&#8217;re gonna put what in the what now?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so a while ago, I got one of these <a href=\"http:\/\/www.allproducts.com\/manufacture98\/morningsun\/product1.html\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/autobaby.jpg\" title=\"Click here to see the specs\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><br \/>\nfree MP3 player things, and since I think Arwen listened to it, uh, once, I&#8217;m bombing around on the net looking for weird things I can do with it.<br \/>\n&#8230;and end up stumbling across this little gem of mistranslation:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.alibaba.com\/catalog\/10674806\/MP4_Player_Up_To_1gb_.html\" target=\"_blank\">To hug AutoBaby and enjoy easeful and comfortable car life in network age, Autobaby is the new lover in network era.<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>I mean, it&#8217;s BLUE backlit and everything, and 128MB, and doesn&#8217;t require any software to run it, unlike my little rubberized <img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/ipodminigreenrubber.jpg\" title=\"\" border=\"0\"\/> friend<br \/>\nthat I listen to during my morning commute.<br \/>\nBut c&#8217;mon&#8230; &#8220;new lover?&#8221;<br \/>\nWhere were they even <i>going<\/i> with that?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so a while ago, I got one of these free MP3 player things, and since I think Arwen listened to it, uh, once, I&#8217;m bombing around on the net looking for weird things I can do with it. &#8230;and end up stumbling across this little gem of mistranslation: To hug AutoBaby and enjoy easeful [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613906","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people","category-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613906","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613906"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613906\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613906"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613906"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613906"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}