{"id":87613907,"date":"2005-07-27T13:18:00","date_gmt":"2005-07-28T03:18:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613907"},"modified":"2005-07-31T00:33:20","modified_gmt":"2005-07-31T07:33:20","slug":"now-with-83-more-dark","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613907","title":{"rendered":"Now with 83% more&#8230; DARK?"},"content":{"rendered":"<table align=\"center\" cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <font size=\"5\"><b>the Wit<\/b><\/font><br \/> <center><font size=\"1\">(73% dark, 30% spontaneous, 5% vulgar)<\/font><\/center> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td> <center>your humor style:<br \/><b>CLEAN<\/b> | <b>COMPLEX<\/b> | <b>DARK<\/b><\/center><\/p>\n<p>You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re<br \/>\nprobably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean you&#8217;re<br \/>\npretentious. You realize &#8216;dumb&#8217; can be witty&#8211;after all isn&#8217;t that the<br \/>\nSimpsons&#8217; philosophy?&#8211;but rudeness for its own sake, &#8216;gross-out&#8217; humor<br \/>\nand most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat. <\/p>\n<p>I<br \/>\nguess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the<br \/>\nperfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor<br \/>\ntakes the most effort to appreciate, but it&#8217;s also the best, in my<br \/>\nopinion.<\/p>\n<p>Also, you probably loved <i>the Office<\/i>. If you don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m<br \/>\ntalking about, check it out here: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/theoffice\/\">http:\/\/www.bbc.co.uk\/comedy\/theoffice\/<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart &#8211; Woody Allen &#8211; Ricky Gervais <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td align=\"center\"> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is2.okcupid.com\/users\/116\/944\/11694560292031626201\/mt1121288929.gif\" title=\"\" width=\"400\" height=\"400\" border=\"0\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<p> <\/p>\n<table cellpadding=\"20\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td> <span id=\"comparisonarea\">My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people <i>your age and gender<\/i>:<\/p>\n<blockquote>\n<table border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"4\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"125\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"25\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>83%<\/b> on <b>dark<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"149\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>0%<\/b> on <b>spontaneous<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td valign=\"middle\">\n<table bgcolor=\"black\" border=\"0\" cellpadding=\"0\" cellspacing=\"1\">\n<tbody>\n<tr>\n<td bgcolor=\"#b2cfff\" height=\"20\" width=\"1\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<td bgcolor=\"white\" width=\"149\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/is0.okcupid.com\/graphics\/0.gif\" alt=\"free online dating\" border=\"0\"\/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/td>\n<td valign=\"middle\">You scored higher than <b>0%<\/b> on <b>vulgar<\/b><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><\/span> <\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/tbody>\n<\/table>\n<table cellpadding=20>\n<tr>\n<td>Link: <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/tests\/take?testid=17565214125862764376'>The 3 Variable Funny Test<\/a> written by <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com\/profile?tuid=11694560292031626201'>jason_bateman<\/a> on <a href='http:\/\/www.okcupid.com'>Ok Cupid<\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>the Wit (73% dark, 30% spontaneous, 5% vulgar) your humor style:CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you&#8217;re probably an intellectual, but don&#8217;t take that to mean you&#8217;re pretentious. You realize &#8216;dumb&#8217; can be witty&#8211;after all isn&#8217;t that the Simpsons&#8217; philosophy?&#8211;but rudeness for its own sake, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}