{"id":87613950,"date":"2005-11-07T12:32:51","date_gmt":"2005-11-07T19:32:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613950"},"modified":"2005-11-07T12:36:49","modified_gmt":"2005-11-07T19:36:49","slug":"ive-got-a-meeting-today-at-3pm-with-brendan","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613950","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve got a meeting today at 3pm with Brendan"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>Accepted: Take Over World (and\/or Enable Blackberry)<br \/>\n<\/b><br \/>\n<font face=\"Arial\" size=2><b>Proposed agenda <\/b><br \/>\n1) Destroy all known enemies in bloody and savage series of attacks.<br \/>\n2) Enslave humanity and devour Earth&#8217;s natural resources while in drunken power-crazed frenzy.<br \/>\n3) Turn on each other for complete control of world&#8230;. (see number 1 for details on stylistic inpiration for 3)<br \/>\n4) Ironic twist phase &#8211; both killed tragically in ensuing battle leaving world to re-build, in dying seconds realize folly and show remorse  (note &#8211; think about ape&#8217;s as Earths new conquering species)<br \/>\n5) Fix blackberry<\/font><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Accepted: Take Over World (and\/or Enable Blackberry) Proposed agenda 1) Destroy all known enemies in bloody and savage series of attacks. 2) Enslave humanity and devour Earth&#8217;s natural resources while in drunken power-crazed frenzy. 3) Turn on each other for complete control of world&#8230;. (see number 1 for details on stylistic inpiration for 3) 4) [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613950","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613950","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613950"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613950\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613950"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613950"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613950"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}