{"id":87613958,"date":"2005-12-21T13:02:41","date_gmt":"2005-12-21T20:02:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613958"},"modified":"2005-12-31T09:33:49","modified_gmt":"2005-12-31T17:33:49","slug":"guess-whos-showed-up-on-our-lawn-at-work","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613958","title":{"rendered":"Guess who&#8217;s showed up on our lawn at work?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/touristbear.jpg\" title=\"\" border=\"0\"\/><\/p>\n<p>As if the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87613721\" >whales last year<\/a> weren&#8217;t bad enough&#8230;  GUH&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>See also: <a href=\"http:\/\/torturedpotato.com\/cheeseblog\/?p=530\" target=\"_blank\">CheeseFairy&#8217;s funnier and longer post<\/a> about these retarded things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>As if the whales last year weren&#8217;t bad enough&#8230; GUH&#8230; See also: CheeseFairy&#8217;s funnier and longer post about these retarded things.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87613958","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613958","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87613958"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87613958\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87613958"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87613958"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87613958"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}