{"id":87614098,"date":"2006-09-16T22:39:38","date_gmt":"2006-09-17T06:39:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614098"},"modified":"2006-09-16T22:39:38","modified_gmt":"2006-09-17T06:39:38","slug":"vampire-squid-the-stuff-of-nightmares","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614098","title":{"rendered":"Vampire Squid &#8211; the stuff of nightmares."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Via <a href=\"http:\/\/scienceblogs.com\/pharyngula\/2006\/09\/live_vampire_squid.php\" target=\"_blank\">Pharyngula<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Ladies and Gentlemen.<\/p>\n<p><a class=\"image\" href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vampyromorphida\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"160\" alt=\"\" src=\"http:\/\/upload.wikimedia.org\/wikipedia\/commons\/thumb\/0\/0e\/Vampyroteuthis_illustration.jpg\/250px-Vampyroteuthis_illustration.jpg\" width=\"250\" longdesc=\"\/wiki\/Image:Vampyroteuthis_illustration.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Vampyromorphida\" target=\"_blank\">Vampyroteuthis infernalis<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Also Known As &#8220;I think I just crapped my extreme depth suit.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Kinda freaky when you look at the images on WikiPedia (that&#8217;s the link above), but way more schpookie when you see <a href=\"http:\/\/www.spikedhumor.com\/articles\/23672\/Vampire_Squid.html\" target=\"_blank\">this video<\/a> (apologies in advance regarding any offensive popups or anything on the sidebars of the link&#8217;s video site or whatever).<\/p>\n<p>Happy nightmaring, kiddies.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Via Pharyngula. Ladies and Gentlemen. Vampyroteuthis infernalis. Also Known As &#8220;I think I just crapped my extreme depth suit.&#8221; Kinda freaky when you look at the images on WikiPedia (that&#8217;s the link above), but way more schpookie when you see this video (apologies in advance regarding any offensive popups or anything on the sidebars of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614098","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614098","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614098"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614098\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614098"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614098"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614098"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}