{"id":87614112,"date":"2006-11-07T23:51:23","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T07:51:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614112"},"modified":"2006-11-07T23:51:23","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T07:51:23","slug":"being-cute-is-a-survival-tactic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614112","title":{"rendered":"Being cute is a survival tactic."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So I walk into the bedroom, and I&#8217;m grabbing some socks (in our place, with the dying hardwood floors, socks are more of a necessary sacrificial object, lest you get a toe or two sliced open, instead of a sock or two), and I look into the crib and see Tate sleeping in pretty much exactly this position.<\/p>\n<p align=\"center\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" height=\"95\" alt=\"HAPC\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/hapc-1.jpg\" width=\"101\" \/><\/p>\n<p>Minus the crayon, and lying on his back.  A-heehee&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So I walk into the bedroom, and I&#8217;m grabbing some socks (in our place, with the dying hardwood floors, socks are more of a necessary sacrificial object, lest you get a toe or two sliced open, instead of a sock or two), and I look into the crib and see Tate sleeping in pretty much [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-people"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614112"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614112\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}