{"id":87614113,"date":"2006-11-08T00:42:08","date_gmt":"2006-11-08T08:42:08","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614113"},"modified":"2006-11-08T07:55:21","modified_gmt":"2006-11-08T15:55:21","slug":"samsung-and-the-flip-flip-flaptop-kinky","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614113","title":{"rendered":"Samsung and the flip, flip, flaptop&#8230;  Kinky!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this crazy-looking laptop foldy flippy laptop camera keyboard screen doohicky.<\/p>\n<p>The new Samsung P9000 &#8211; with optional nunchucks*<\/p>\n<p><img decoding=\"async\" title=\"samsungp9000\" alt=\"samsungp9000\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2006\/11\/samsungp9000.jpg\" \/><\/p>\n<p>&#8220;This new device from Samsung is an abomination before God. Somewhere in Duder-onimy, God said with a fury that a laptop shalt not lie down with a cellphone as a cellphone lies down with a PDA. This is not as God intended, read your Bible. Also, you&#8217;ll find no mention of the platypus, likewise an abomination.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8211; <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/crunchgear.com\/2006\/11\/07\/samsung-debuts-folding-atrocity-outrages-the-omnicient\/\">Crunchgear<br \/>\n<\/a><\/p>\n<p>All I wanna know is this: Does it make the same noise my Motorola phone does when you close it?  I&#8217;d like to see that if it makes the same &#8220;schwuklackie&#8221; noise, only times three.<\/p>\n<p>More pictures and specs available at <a target=\"_blank\" href=\"http:\/\/www.engadget.com\/2006\/11\/07\/samsungs-sph-p9000-deluxe-mits-windows-xp-at-75-mph\/\">Engadget<\/a><\/p>\n<p>*No, not really.  That&#8217;ll be in the P9000n.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Check out this crazy-looking laptop foldy flippy laptop camera keyboard screen doohicky. The new Samsung P9000 &#8211; with optional nunchucks* &#8220;This new device from Samsung is an abomination before God. Somewhere in Duder-onimy, God said with a fury that a laptop shalt not lie down with a cellphone as a cellphone lies down with a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-places","category-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614113"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614113\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}