{"id":87614115,"date":"2006-11-14T12:41:57","date_gmt":"2006-11-15T04:41:57","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614115"},"modified":"2006-11-14T20:56:17","modified_gmt":"2006-11-15T04:56:17","slug":"article-re-air-guitar-shirt-makes-area-man-lose-tiny-mind","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614115","title":{"rendered":"Article re “Air Guitar Shirt” Makes Area Man Lose Tiny Mind"},"content":{"rendered":"

\n—–Original Message—–
\nFrom:<\/strong> RLopez [mailto:rlopez@xxxxx.yyy]
\nSent:<\/strong> Mon 11\/13\/2006 4:50 PM<\/font>
\nFor the musically hopeless<\/font><\/p>\n

Article Here…
\n<\/a>\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n

“”It allows you to jump around and the sound generated is just like an original MP3,” he added, referring to the digital audio file format.”<\/p>\n

Yeah, totally.<\/p>\n

Seriously, what the fuck is that even supposed to MEAN?<\/p>\n

That’s kinda like saying “When I move my fingers around on this piano, it generates music like a radio or something.”<\/p>\n

High, I tells ya – they’re all freakin’ HIGH.<\/p>\n

And now that the Zune has come out, and people can buy mp3 players without being accused of being a goddam hippy commie (iPod users), suddenly there’ll be a whole new generation of people on CNN and Fox news blathering about their Empeethreeses without having the slightest CLUE what they’re talking about.<\/p>\n

I remember someone who actually referred to MP3s as “Napsters,” thinking that’s where music came from, so that’s what they’re called.<\/p>\n

Based on that logic, maybe their kids should have been referred to not as “children,” but “Fuckers”…<\/p>\n

{Maybe I should change my nicotine patch, I seem to have cranked up the Evil dial over here.}<\/p>\n

And on that note: Have a great night!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

—–Original Message—– From: RLopez [mailto:rlopez@xxxxx.yyy] Sent: Mon 11\/13\/2006 4:50 PM For the musically hopeless Article Here… “”It allows you to jump around and the sound generated is just like an original MP3,” he added, referring to the digital audio file format.” Yeah, totally. Seriously, what the fuck is that even supposed to MEAN? That’s kinda […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614115","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614115","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614115"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614115\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614115"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614115"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614115"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}