{"id":87614216,"date":"2008-02-04T22:00:15","date_gmt":"2008-02-05T05:00:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614216"},"modified":"2008-02-04T22:00:19","modified_gmt":"2008-02-05T05:00:19","slug":"oh-and-know-whats-weird-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614216","title":{"rendered":"Oh, and know what&#8217;s weird here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>People here will say things like<br \/>\n&#8220;Go on with your bad self.&#8221;<br \/>\nand aren&#8217;t being funny, or quoting anything, and they&#8217;ll be saying it in response to things like (it seems)&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8220;I think that application you reinstalled for me remotely is working properly again.&#8221;<br \/>\n&#8220;Go on with your bad self.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;and I imagine that the person on the other end is either an ex James Brown Allstars Member, OR some very tense person, who is vibrating with pent-up rage on the other end of the phone, while tied to a 2L SODA bottle full of coins.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and I was told &#8220;Aw dawg you d&#8217;man,&#8221; for figuring out which chocolate bar I &#8220;wanted&#8221; (some sorta monsterized &#8220;Two Stick Kit Kat&#8221; thing) in order to &#8220;accidentally&#8221; knock this guy&#8217;s chips from their jammed position in the vending machine.<\/p>\n<p>Shhhhh&#8230;. &nbsp; I should be sleeping.<\/p>\n<p>Dinner tonight at Chillis. &nbsp;Not bad. &nbsp;Like Red Robin, with more&#8230; spicy.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, and this morning when I woke up to the local hiphop radio station, it was the Fugees&#8217; &#8220;<a href=\"http:\/\/www.seeqpod.com\/search\/?plid=2312c34374\">Ready Or Not<\/a>.&#8221; &nbsp;I think everyone should wake up to the sound of Lauryn Hill droppin&#8217; science.<br \/>\n<embed src=\"http:\/\/www.seeqpod.com\/cache\/seeqpodSlimlineEmbed.swf\" wmode=\"transparent\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" flashvars=\"playlistXMLPath=http:\/\/www.seeqpod.com\/api\/music\/getPlaylist?playlist_id=2312c34374\" height=\"80\" width=\"300\"><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\nI play my enemies like a game of chess, where I rest,<br \/>\nNo stress<br \/>\nIf you don&#8217;t smoke sess, lest.<br \/>\nI must confess, my destiny&#8217;s manifest<br \/>\nIn some Goretex and sweats I make treks like I&#8217;m homeless<br \/>\nRap orgies with Porgy and Bess,<br \/>\nCapture your bounty like Elliot Ness, YES<br \/>\nBless you if you represent the Fu<br \/>\nBut I&#8217;ll hex you with some witch&#8217;s brew if you&#8217;re Doo Doo<br \/>\nVoo Doo,<br \/>\nI can do what you do, easy, BELIEVE ME<br \/>\nFrontin&#8217; niggas give me hee-bee-gee-bees<br \/>\nSo while you&#8217;re imitating Al Capone<br \/>\nI&#8217;ll be Nina Simone<br \/>\nAnd defacating on your microphone. <\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Go on with your bad selves.<\/p>\n<p class=\"poweredbyperformancing\">Powered by <a href=\"http:\/\/scribefire.com\/\">ScribeFire<\/a>.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>People here will say things like &#8220;Go on with your bad self.&#8221; and aren&#8217;t being funny, or quoting anything, and they&#8217;ll be saying it in response to things like (it seems)&#8230; &#8220;I think that application you reinstalled for me remotely is working properly again.&#8221; &#8220;Go on with your bad self.&#8221; &#8230;and I imagine that the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[12,6,3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614216","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-hey-cool","category-music","category-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614216","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614216"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614216\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614216"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614216"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614216"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}