{"id":87614234,"date":"2008-06-14T11:21:43","date_gmt":"2008-06-14T18:21:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614234"},"modified":"2008-06-14T11:25:21","modified_gmt":"2008-06-14T18:25:21","slug":"i-think-im-going-to-like-working-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614234","title":{"rendered":"I think I&#8217;m going to like working here&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/aprontext1.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><br \/>\n<strong>I got this apron from work.<\/strong><br \/>\n&#8230;yeah&#8230; I <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">know<\/span> it&#8217;s a game company<br \/>\n&#8230;I don&#8217;t know what aprons have to do with video games either.  Maybe we&#8217;re making an online cooking game, who knows?  Nobody ever tells me anything.  I mean, it&#8217;s kind of random, but it could be worse.  They could have given us&#8230; like&#8230;. socks or something.  What?  You know, socks!  With like, the company logo on them?  Stop looking at me like that, it&#8217;s not <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">THAT<\/span> weird.  At least socks are practical&#8230;  This one time, at <span style=\"text-decoration: line-through;\">E.A?<\/span> they gave us these metal chunks that kind of looked like the company logo&#8230; nobody had any clue what it was.  I would have loved to have been at the meeting where <span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">that<\/span> got approved&#8230; &#8220;Okay, we&#8217;re partnered with a junkyard to provide us with chunks of old Buicks that sort of resemble our logo&#8230; we can hand them out as presents to the employees!&#8221;  &#8230;So weird.  What was I talking about?  Oh yeah&#8230;<br \/>\n<strong>How do you like your burger?<br \/>\n<img decoding=\"async\" style=\"max-width: 800px;\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/06\/ripleyapron.jpg\" alt=\"\" \/><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-family: sans-serif;\">Thanks to Ripley for the modeling assist.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Oh, and just in case you&#8217;re thinking they don&#8217;t do &#8220;real&#8221; clothes, I can attest to the fact that at some point recently they made some of the nicest hoodies I&#8217;ve ever seen.\u00a0 Like, better than my GapHoodie.<\/p>\n<p>Okay, need to get the kids outside before all three of us lose it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I got this apron from work. &#8230;yeah&#8230; I know it&#8217;s a game company &#8230;I don&#8217;t know what aprons have to do with video games either. Maybe we&#8217;re making an online cooking game, who knows? Nobody ever tells me anything. I mean, it&#8217;s kind of random, but it could be worse. They could have given us&#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1,12,2,3,7],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614234","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","category-hey-cool","category-people","category-places","category-software"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614234","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614234"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614234\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614234"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614234"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614234"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}