{"id":87614248,"date":"2008-08-26T23:46:11","date_gmt":"2008-08-27T06:46:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614248"},"modified":"2008-08-26T23:46:11","modified_gmt":"2008-08-27T06:46:11","slug":"haha-ha-uh-huh","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614248","title":{"rendered":"Haha&#8230; ha&#8230; uh&#8230; huh?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m out bombing around the net like I&#8217;m likely to do on a Tuesday night looking for something about a particular primary religious figure being a zombie, and I come across <a href=\"http:\/\/images.google.com\/imgres?imgurl=http:\/\/colossus.mu.nu\/zombie1.JPG&amp;imgrefurl=http:\/\/colossus.mu.nu\/archives\/cat_humor.php&amp;h=316&amp;w=342&amp;sz=36&amp;hl=en&amp;start=7&amp;um=1&amp;usg=__Vyynjgimk_4W0qzdKNNt8QV_au8=&amp;tbnid=OuuF3eGa8HWv2M:&amp;tbnh=111&amp;tbnw=120&amp;prev=\/images%3Fq%3Dzombie%2Bchristian%2Btalking%2Bsnake%2Brib%2Bwoman%2Bathiest%26um%3D1%26hl%3Den%26suggon%3D0%26safe%3Doff%26rlz%3D1B3GGGL_enCA271CA271%26sa%3DG\" target=\"_blank\"><em>this <\/em><\/a>photo <a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/zombie1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-87614249\" title=\"zombie1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/zombie1.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"342\" height=\"316\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/zombie1.jpg 342w, http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/zombie1-300x277.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 342px) 100vw, 342px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>on a page with a bunch of other things scrolling and then my brain says &#8220;what&#8217;s STRETRODRUNIAL?&#8221; and so I Google some of the words (and here they are so Google robots will find ME wondering about THAT):<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>WINTER<br \/>\n8,685,000,000 GALAXIES<br \/>\nNBC:GRUTROGRONIAL BROADCASTS<br \/>\nSTRETRODRUNIAL<br \/>\nENDEAVORS DEVOTIONS<br \/>\nPHRITROCINIAL<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>, and find another photo of what appears to be the same dude, somewhere nearby<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_876142\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/2646836604_887c86f8f0.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-876142\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-87614250\" title=\"2646836604_887c86f8f0\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/2646836604_887c86f8f0-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"225\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/2646836604_887c86f8f0-300x225.jpg 300w, http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/2646836604_887c86f8f0.jpg 500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-876142\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">photo by mquinnsweeney<\/p><\/div>\n<p>so then I start removing and\/or correcting the words from the sign, and find this different-but-same sign<\/p>\n<div id=\"attachment_87614251\" style=\"width: 510px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1812802040_3969fbc3dc.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-87614251\" class=\"size-full wp-image-87614251\" title=\"1812802040_3969fbc3dc\" src=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1812802040_3969fbc3dc.jpg\" alt=\"Photo by niallkennedy\" width=\"500\" height=\"333\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1812802040_3969fbc3dc.jpg 500w, http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2008\/08\/1812802040_3969fbc3dc-300x199.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 500px) 100vw, 500px\" \/><\/a><p id=\"caption-attachment-87614251\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Photo by niallkennedy<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Yeah, that&#8217;s what it said:<\/p>\n<blockquote><p>Carlfield<br \/>\n8,645,000 Galaxies<br \/>\nCNN: Shogrofrenical Broadcasts<br \/>\nLygrogrenial<br \/>\nGestures Captions<br \/>\nCitrostrenikal<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>The caption\/title on the last one says Frank Chu, so maybe this is who does these weird signs, but my brain is just whining at me &#8220;What *IS* is though?\u00a0 What&#8217;s happening?\u00a0 Is this a thing?\u00a0 Is a thing happening?\u00a0 Tell me!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Do you figure if I threaten to send my brain to bed without any supper, it&#8217;ll stop whining?<\/p>\n<p>So when you wonder what I&#8217;m doing at 11:30 at night, when I should really be sleeping, or making lunches for tomorrow or something?<\/p>\n<p>This is it.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll probably search a little more tonight, but hey, if <a href=\"http:\/\/saintaardvarkthecarpeted.com\/blog\/\" target=\"_blank\">anyone<\/a> can point me in the right direction, by all means, let &#8216;er rip.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Okay, so I&#8217;m out bombing around the net like I&#8217;m likely to do on a Tuesday night looking for something about a particular primary religious figure being a zombie, and I come across this photo on a page with a bunch of other things scrolling and then my brain says &#8220;what&#8217;s STRETRODRUNIAL?&#8221; and so I [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,2,3,30],"tags":[35,31,33,32,34],"class_list":["post-87614248","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brainfarts","category-people","category-places","category-randomness","tag-galaxies","tag-photos","tag-protest","tag-signs","tag-weirdness"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614248","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614248"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614248\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87614252,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614248\/revisions\/87614252"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614248"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614248"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614248"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}