{"id":87614676,"date":"2009-11-23T23:06:11","date_gmt":"2009-11-24T07:06:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614676"},"modified":"2009-11-23T23:06:11","modified_gmt":"2009-11-24T07:06:11","slug":"monday-whered-ya-go","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614676","title":{"rendered":"Monday, where&#8217;d ya go?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Wake. Work. Food. Clean. <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Canada%27s_Worst_Driver\">CDW5<\/a>. Kids to bed. TV. Tea. Here.<\/p>\n<p>Hi.<\/p>\n<p>Remember when Avril Lavigne was a singer?\u00a0 At least, that was her listed profession?\u00a0 When will she get back to that, instead of doing dippy digital camera ads.<\/p>\n<p>While we&#8217;re at it, can all the comedians who are <em>still <\/em>doing the &#8220;I hate my wife&#8221; routines?\u00a0 Just. Leave. Her.\u00a0 It&#8217;s not funny.\u00a0 Move on.\u00a0 It&#8217;s 2009, and that stuff stopped being funny right after it stopped being shocking that not all couples are happy.\u00a0 Shortly before television started broadcasting in colour.<\/p>\n<p>Tonight, I&#8217;m going to play with Google Wave, &#8217;cause I don&#8217;t get it yet.<\/p>\n<p>That&#8217;s all I have to say about that.<\/p>\n<p>I want the sun to come back now.\u00a0 I wanna start cycling again.<\/p>\n<p>Also, Facebook on my Blackberry has lost its tiny mind.\u00a0 It&#8217;s sorta funny to watch.\u00a0 Reminds me of when Tate used to start telling a story and then get lost in the weeds and have to finish with &#8220;I don&#8217;t know what I&#8217;m talking about.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Wake. Work. Food. Clean. CDW5. Kids to bed. TV. Tea. Here. Hi. Remember when Avril Lavigne was a singer?\u00a0 At least, that was her listed profession?\u00a0 When will she get back to that, instead of doing dippy digital camera ads. While we&#8217;re at it, can all the comedians who are still doing the &#8220;I hate [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[29,24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614676","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-brainfarts","category-grumpy-old-man"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614676","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614676"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614676\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87614677,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614676\/revisions\/87614677"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614676"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614676"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614676"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}