{"id":87614913,"date":"2011-11-24T23:10:41","date_gmt":"2011-11-25T07:10:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614913"},"modified":"2011-11-24T23:10:41","modified_gmt":"2011-11-25T07:10:41","slug":"nablopomo-day-24","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/?p=87614913","title":{"rendered":"NaBloPoMo: Day 24"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when AC\/DC was a terrifying force of audio destruction?\u00a0 Well, I just heard Back In Black used for a Walmart ad for Black Friday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure whether I find that funny, sad, or scary.\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s all three.<\/p>\n<p>Watching the Macy&#8217;s Thanksgiving Day Parade special, and I gotta just say this real quick: I don&#8217;t care how many wheels are involved, if a balloon is on the ground, it&#8217;s a float.\u00a0 If it&#8217;s got three wheels, or four, it&#8217;s NOT a &#8220;Balloonicle.&#8221;\u00a0 If the entire vehicle was made OF balloons, then okay, maybe we&#8217;ll talk.<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Remember when AC\/DC was a terrifying force of audio destruction?\u00a0 Well, I just heard Back In Black used for a Walmart ad for Black Friday.\u00a0 I&#8217;m not sure whether I find that funny, sad, or scary.\u00a0 Maybe it&#8217;s all three. Watching the Macy&#8217;s Thanksgiving Day Parade special, and I gotta just say this real quick: [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614913","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614913","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614913"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614913\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87614914,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614913\/revisions\/87614914"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614913"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614913"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614913"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}