Had this conversation with a server at work today:<\/p>\n
For an hour today, our users were EITHER stuck on the front porch unable to get in, or in the kitchens and bedrooms of the house. <\/p>\n NO FOYER, though.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" Had this conversation with a server at work today: Who is it? I’m your husband, Bob, a human being that lives here. Never heard of you. Uh, but I live here. See? These are my keys. They don’t work though. Nope, you don’t exist. There’s a class of things called humans, but not the group […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-87614930","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614930","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=87614930"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614930\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":87614939,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/87614930\/revisions\/87614939"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=87614930"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=87614930"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.geckotemple.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=87614930"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}
\nWho is it?
\nI’m your husband, Bob, a human being that lives here.
\nNever heard of you.
\nUh, but I live here. See? These are my keys. They don’t work though.
\nNope, you don’t exist. There’s a class of things called humans, but not the group that lives here. No Bobs.
\nOkay, can I eat the ham and swiss sandwich you have on the 2nd shelf in the fridge?
\nSURE!
\nCan I walk back out the front door with it?
\nI SAID… NEVER HEARD OF YOU!<\/p>\n