“How Often Do You Wash Your Cat?”

Young is not a cat lover. She is allergic to the beasts, and has therefore decided they are unclean.

The fact that I have a cat may make me dirty, somehow, in her eyes. But I guess now I am beyond the pale.

I admitted that I didn’t wash my cat, ever. He is an indoor cat right now, and he washes himself. I demonstrated, miming licking paws and cleaning ears.

She was not convinced.

But now, neither am I. Baxter’s clean. For a cat, anyhow. He washes pretty much all the time.

But he does lick his own butt. That’s pretty gross.

On the other hand, I’m not going to wash it for him.

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