Zoned.

Wanted: One philanthropist billionaire with an intense love of Craftsman-style houses. Please buy my house, fix it up, and let us live in it.

The problem is our zoning. If the buyer tears down the house, the city says they can only put up something with 75% of the current square footage. The structure also has to match the rest of the heritage-style houses on the street. So all the nasty developers who come to see it go away disappointed because they can’t tear it down and put up a giant box full of condos.

Suckers.

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