I Don’t Stink!

So summertime is a precarious time for me on account of I have preternaturally strong armpit sweat. It can break through anything, and often does, leading me to hoping that no one else whiffs my pits.

A couple of weeks ago, Moxie Snacks mentioned that she’d bought some Adidas deodorant that was really working for her. So I went out and got it. It was a little more expensive than LadySpeed Stick or whatever, but I was sold, as it doesn’t contain aluminum! It has a buttload of other chemicals I can’t spell, but it apparently uses “Cotton Technology” to un-stink me and keep me dry.

I’m using it until there is conclusive proof that it will cause me to grow a second head, because, by Jove, it works!

5 Comments to “I Don’t Stink!”

  1. By Deb, July 25, 2006 @ 10:06 am

    Yes! I love it when a product works.
    I’ve been using it longer than you, so if I sprout a second head, I’ll have her call you.

  2. By Liz, July 25, 2006 @ 11:51 pm

    Excellent.

    I test-drove it today. After 24 hours on my person, it does allow a bit of stink through if I go to the gym. Other than that, this stuff is gold!

  3. By Arwen, July 26, 2006 @ 3:03 pm

    Okay. Two people whose pits don’t stink? Maybe I’ll have to give this a try.

  4. By Liz, July 26, 2006 @ 3:16 pm

    It’s amazing. I do have a faint odor reminiscent of Hello Kitty erasers, but that’s about it.

  5. By cheesefairy, July 28, 2006 @ 7:55 am

    I was all “hmm, interesting. pit stick debate.” until you mentioned hello kitty erasers. Hot damn! I love that smell! And I’m sure the kid whose face is in my pits 10 times a day would appreciate a new odour…

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