The Best Birthday Present.

Yep. It was my birthday today. Went to work. Fed kids chocolate. A good time was had by all. Cashed in on gifts from family. Excellent!

But my best present was from a student who chose some earrings for me, all by herself. She systematically went through Claire’s looking for the earrings she felt I would like the most. So she put a lot of thought into trying to figure out what I’d like, based on my personality, my clothing and my attitude.

Result: The most astonishing pair of earrings I have ever seen. They are the kind of earrings coveted by magpies. A drag queen in a Mardi Gras parade might eschew these earrings as being too over-the-top. I think you can see their shine from space. They are three-tiered, with magenta and pink ‘stones’ hanging from the top two tiers. from the third dangle five saucy, raspberry-coloured faux-crystal teardrops. They astonish in their shiny vulgarity.

I love them immoderately.

6 Comments to “The Best Birthday Present.”

  1. By anoymouscoworker, October 12, 2006 @ 5:37 am

    Hepy blated birfdy! And thanks for the tart recipe!

  2. By Beth, October 12, 2006 @ 6:13 am

    I love the kind of presents that tell me how someone else actually sees me. They sound amazingly gaudy.

  3. By Beth, October 12, 2006 @ 6:14 am

    Oh yeah, and “Happy Belated Birthday”.

  4. By liz, October 12, 2006 @ 11:09 am

    Thanks. Yeah, I knew this girl thought I was flamboyant and unrestrained, but not this much!

  5. By Deb, October 12, 2006 @ 11:41 am

    I hope you wear them on Saturday.

  6. By Liz, October 13, 2006 @ 12:40 am


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