Illiterati.

bukz kill. we now it. weve nown it since the profeserz come down outta ther  towrs with ther idears. idears, shit. I got idears bettern thm. but their plan was to kill us all. takin up two much room, pluuting th planet. we wer dangerus. the got th ideah from buks. th planet cudnt keep us all aliv. greenhus gas and stuff. i donno. pepl wer the problum.

so they pisond us. first we wonnered why they biked thru the streetz in thoz suts. They used to call em beeyohaz or sumthin. big wite deels. like they was aleens. and thy had sutcasus of stuf i don now wat. it was pizon we now now.

we started gettin sick soon after. thu pepple who poched animuls noticd cats gettin sicker dyin in the streets. they 8 th catz. Food is food. nd they dide. nd thn oters dide. like blud from thr moufs nd ases nd thn thy coodnt see. thy got fevrs an dide soon aftr.

thos profesers were puttin a kemicle in the water that the animals gav to us. we startd dyin. now therf ar mani less pepl then thr was befor.

that wuz twenyfyv yrz ago. we trned ower baks on bukz. buks kill. we r surviverz. we can onlee eet plantz but we r ok. the prfessers leev us alon. the went bak to th towerz and the hav noting to do wit us now. we r saf.

2 Comments to “Illiterati.”

  1. By Arwen, October 21, 2006 @ 12:34 pm

    Did you know that your spelling is atrocious on this post?
    duck

  2. By Liz, October 21, 2006 @ 4:18 pm

    thpththtpthth! ya i no.

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