Friday Confessions: I Just Stole It.

Since Emma doesn’t blog anymore, and I miss the catharsis, I am going to start the Friday Confessions over here chez MonkeyPants. I forget if I asked her permission or not, so I guess if she doesn’t want me to do this, she can bitch me out in person. Or, of course, on Facebook.

So. Confessions:

I didn’t go to the gym. Again.

On Thursday I decided to prep and paint the alcove I will eventually turn into built-in shelves. It really needs a third coat of paint, but I am too lazy to do it.

I threatened the cat with the vacuum cleaner hose after he tipped over a houseplant. We’re still not speaking.

I watched Duran Duran on the Diana concert. John Taylor is still disturbingly attractive.

What do you confess to this week?

7 Comments to “Friday Confessions: I Just Stole It.”

  1. By John, July 20, 2007 @ 8:16 am

    1. Today is the last day of my two weeks of vacation, and even though I recent paid just over $500 for a brand new bike, I’ve been on it exactly ONCE since purchase a month ago, and not at all during the vacation. I was supposed to be “training up” so I could ride to work (without looking like I was gonna drop dead on arrival) instead of spending bux on two zone bus tickets. Not so much.

    2. Proof that I belong in Vancouver: Each morning that I’ve looked outside and seen that it’s overcast and/or raining, I’m happy I won’t be spending the day trying to avoid direct sunlight.

  2. By stephanie, July 20, 2007 @ 9:26 am

    1. I gave a homeless guy 5 bucks because he had a dog with him. I said to him, “this is for your DOG.” He was totally appreciative and said, “I’ve been trying to get food for her all morning,” and I felt really guilty, like somehow I didn’t think he was important as a human being.

    2. I didn’t work out for four straight days.

  3. By Deb, July 20, 2007 @ 10:09 am

    1) This is similar to John’s. I also have a “new” bike(it’s a hand-me-down) which I was to ride daily to get over my fear of cars which are TRYING TO KILL ME. I’ve been on it only once this week, because I’m afraid of riding it anywhere near traffic because cars are TRYING TO KILL ME.
    Yet more evidence that I need a shrink.
    2) I estimate that I have eaten between 5 and 6 pounds of cherries this week. Not that I’m ashamed, I mean, cherries are good for you, right? And they are probably the only thing I’ve eaten this week that contained ANY fibre.
    I CANNOT STOP EATING CHERRIES!.

  4. By Arwen, July 20, 2007 @ 10:16 am

    I am reading your blog rather than helping John.
    Wait.
    I can do something about that.

  5. By cheesefairy, July 20, 2007 @ 12:11 pm

    After 3 weeks back at the office I have already broken my “no loud swearing” rule.

    I have also called people nasty names. (But not to their faces.)

    I have thought very uncharitable things about the people on the Skytrain.

    My goal was to buy lunch once a week and pack a lunch the other 4 days. I have been doing the opposite of that. But I have also been eating a lot of cherries. I think that counts for something.

  6. By Liz, July 20, 2007 @ 12:48 pm

    Hmm. Cherries and exercise seem to be a common theme of today’s confessions.

  7. By Beth, July 21, 2007 @ 10:42 am

    I have bought a bag of cherries and haven’t eaten even one. Just to show that a person can feel guilty about just about anything.
    Also my back hurts too, and I know I should be doing the back exercises, but I haven’t because my back hurts.

Bad Behavior has blocked 4 access attempts in the last 7 days.