Spammers Think I am Old and Limp.


Unlike so many, I don’t get much penile-enlargement spam. I do get spam advertising Cialis and Tramadol. A lot. And, recently, only those two. No online gaming, no amoxicillin, nothing but pain killers and erectile-dysfunction pills.

I know spambots (is that the right term?) are not intelligent or anything, and they just send spam out to whomever, but part of me is a little grumpy anyhow.

The spambots think I am an old guy with a sore back who still wants to get it up.

I could cry.

5 Comments to “Spammers Think I am Old and Limp.”

  1. By Heather, December 5, 2007 @ 5:50 am

    Too funny!
    Nice blog, by the way. My first time here, but I will definitely be back.
    Have a great day.

  2. By rachel, December 5, 2007 @ 9:48 am

    Well, sure. Everyone knows “Liz” is a common nickname for… uh… Lizardo. And nobody’s named “Lizardo” any more except for scrawny old dudes who never got any even when they were young (presumably because they couldn’t get it up, right? There couldn’t be any other reason, could there?).

  3. By Liz, December 5, 2007 @ 2:54 pm

    Aside from the fact that the name Lizardo is pretty off-putting? No, no other reason, I’m certain.

  4. By stephanie, December 5, 2007 @ 2:58 pm

    I get a lot for Xanax. That tells me something.

  5. By Liz, December 5, 2007 @ 9:44 pm

    Stephanie, if they’re as accurate for you as for me, you have nothing at all to worry about.

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