I Don’t Stink!
So summertime is a precarious time for me on account of I have preternaturally strong armpit sweat. It can break through anything, and often does, leading me to hoping that no one else whiffs my pits.
A couple of weeks ago, Moxie Snacks mentioned that she’d bought some Adidas deodorant that was really working for her. So I went out and got it. It was a little more expensive than LadySpeed Stick or whatever, but I was sold, as it doesn’t contain aluminum! It has a buttload of other chemicals I can’t spell, but it apparently uses “Cotton Technology” to un-stink me and keep me dry.
I’m using it until there is conclusive proof that it will cause me to grow a second head, because, by Jove, it works!