MonkeyPants

Body Butter Blues.

And, Lo, He Has Shopped:

E: I went to see if I could get my mom some of those bath bead things she loves and nobody sells them anymore! I went to Escents and they had some nice stuff but it was all really heavy stuff and would cost a million dollars to ship. And there’s only all those big ones that fizz. So then I went to Body Shop, but they don’t have any bead things. Plus all their baskets had body butter. You can’t get your mom something that says ‘body butter’. That’s just gross. She’ll think…Uurgh, I don’t want to think about it. I’m having a beer. I’ll be home soon.

I couldn’t get a word in edgewise, but I don’t know of any place that sells bath beads anymore.