Niche Market?
Me: Hello?
Boss: Hi. Did I interrupt?
Me: No, I’m in the wilds of New Westminister. I have my map book.
Boss: Yeah, that location’s hard to find.
Me: No, I found it. I’m just lost in New Westminister.
Boss: (laughs) Hey, does it smell like an animal?
Me: Yeah, but overlaid with a doctor’s office smell.
Boss: Like a taxidermist’s!
Me: Eugh. I wish you hadn’t said that.
Boss: Sorry.
Me: No, it’s okay. I’m in the Mobile Taxidermy Van. Catering to all your stuffing needs!
So, what do you think? Is this my million dollars waiting to happen?