MonkeyPants

My Feet Stink.

Is there a way to make this stop?

I love summer for the flip flops and the painted toenails and whatnot, but my feet are exposed, and they smell. With a vengeance.

I’ve heard that if I soak them in tea they’ll stop stinking. But that works because tea has tannins and tannins are what cures leather. And I’m just not ready to tan my feet like leather. It makes me think of Hannibal Lecter.