Bonus Conversation!
I’m taking pictures in the park. Light through trees, that kind of thing.
Rumpled-looking guy: Hey, do you, like, publish those or something? Or just let your friends see them?
Me: I put them on the Internet.
Rumpled-looking guy. Oh. That’s weird. (pause) Living there must be like paradise! (indicates nice house beside park)
Me: Yeah, it’s pretty nice.
Rumpled-looking guy: (walking away) Not like me. I live in the zoo!
Me: That’s harsh.
Rumpled-looking guy: (calls over his shoulder) Yeah. I live with the polar bears. It’s rough. But it keeps me warm!
Me: Good luck with that!