MonkeyPants

New Cell Phone

I got a new phone because I had some loyalty dollars or whatever they are called. This new phone takes pictures and can play MP3s and I can watch TV or movies. If I figure out how. I never will.

The thing I like about getting a new phone is that I get to change all the settings to suit me.

At thirty-six, am I too old to have a wa-wa pedal effect as my ringtone? I sort of feel like ‘70s porn is calling whenever I answer my phone. But cowbells weren’t an option.