Home with Ripley.

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How do you know your six-year-old is sick?

A whole day of being inside with no TV, and he didn’t go insane once.

So what did we do?  Not. Freakin’. Much.

I did some dishes, and hung out while he zoned out on the couch.  Made some cardboard coasters wrapped in wrapping paper.  Wait, no. The coasters were wrapped in paper, not him.  He was sick, not high.  (Though he did seem to enjoy working with the glue a little more than usual.)

So we watched the Empire Strikes Back (his first time), and then we watched the credits to find Nilo’s name (Ripley has met Nilo, and kept asking me “did Nilo make that?” for the first twenty minutes.)

Doesn’t get much better than THAT.

Posted on December 4th 2008 in General

30: Byevember.

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Today started out really nice, and then kinda got bent outta shape.  By the time dinner rolled around, I was a basket case.  I’m good now.  Laundry folded, kids long-since asleep, icecream has been nommed.  We watched Pineapple Express and I either wasn’t stoned, or wasn’t 18 enough to enjoy it.  Seriously, what was the point?  It was your standard “Two Hapless Dudes try to Run Away from the Seriously Bad Guys,” movie, but with way more shooting, stomping, and death.  Think Half-Baked meets Lethal Weapon III.

Okay, don’t think that.  It wasn’t as good as either of those movies.

So today started well, and ended well, but In the middle, between breakfast and dinner was some stuff that wasn’t a whole bunch of fun.  Ripley was manic today.  He was having fun, but in that challenging “I don’t know when to quit” kinda way.  The kind that makes me crazy.  Makes me think of me.  Must be hard to deal with me when I don’t know when to shut up.  Sorry, world.

Tate?  Tate was a butt-head today.  Exhausted, I think.  Still getting over that egregious flu we all had a few weeks back, I guess.  I think he’s also going through a growth spurt, so everything just kinda hurts.  Even sleeping, I bet.  He’s also figuring out the power of getting your back up and saying “No,” really sternly.  I mean, it’s not that it works for him, but he’s understanding that sometimes you try to put up a fight even if you think you’re gonna lose.  It’s not the toy-putting-away that’s the point, it’s that you raged against the dying of the light, and didn’t want to go to bed, even if it was 7:30 and you were having crying jags about the xmas stuffy you found in a box that had just come outta storage.  When you’re three, you try anyway.  Something I’ve said to Ripley on hard days comes back to me today: Tomorrow will be another day.  Tate is usually pretty quick to forget such difficulties.

We’re watching Harry Potter and the How Many of Us Are Married Yet, and Alan Rickman DOMINATES.  Everything else is segue.

I’m shaving my moustache off tomorrow, unless I suddenly land a gig in Roadeez! the SpeedMetal Musical.

Last day of Sportball with Tate (let’s hope he keeps his shit together this time, and that I do, too).

Oh, and since Digsby seems to have forgotten what Free means, I’m most-likely going back to Pidgin as my instant messenger of choice, expecially now that it has added the Facebook chat plugin.  With that, I really don’t need Digsby any more.  Too bad, though, ’cause I enjoyed that application while it lasted.  I understand that they need to keep the lights on somehow, but did you need to go SO far off the deep end in your first excursion into adware?

Posted on December 1st 2008 in General, Grumpy Old Man

29: Whoops, missed a day there.

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Just a quick note so people don’t think I forgot how to count. Yesterday we shopped.  All day.  The kids went to grandma & grandpa’s place for the night, and we shopped the heck outta Vancouver.   Actually, we mostly shopped the heck outta North Vancouver, and a little of the downtown core.

We bought groceries, shopped WalMart (nobody got hurt), shopped MingWo (I think there’s a branch of techie/geek that designs kitchen utensils, and they’re making a *killing* out there, let me just say), we shopped one of those “As Seen On TV” places, and *just* about bought some stuff that I’m sure wouldn’t have made it through lunchtime on December 25th.

Dropped our stuff at home, and headed back out into the night for some steak dinners dinners with a guy that was the mid-30 blonde-ponytail version of John Goodman.   He was awesome, without trying.   I think it was mostly that he was NOT one of those greasy “Hi there, my name’s Kurt, and I’m going to not understand that you’re just here for dinner, not as a redbull-and-vodka-fueled entertainment experience with spinach dip.”  He was just human.  Just a guy who had access to some truly awesome steaks, and was willing to part with them for a fee.

After dinner, we bought our “Our Gift From All Of Us To All Of Us” which Arwen and I had to test out, of course, so we did a little bowling, a little tennis, a little “This is gonna be FUN.”

I returned a call to Visa to tell them that there was no need to freak out, and yes I had in fact just bought dinner for $80 and then electronics four blocks away for $360.  The teller at the Future Shop had put in the wrong expiration date once, which had triggered Visa’s WTF-ometer, so they’d phoned the house to make sure we were cool.   At first, I wondered if that meant we’d accidentally walked out the door without actually PAYING for the stuff we’d bought, but no, it went through the second time.  Oh well, we’ll have to win the raffle some other time.

Then we went to see “Body Of Lies,” which was all about US involvement in Jordan.   Yeehah, right? Action-packed thrillride adventure.   Wheeeee! Ridley Scott directs (Blade Runner, Alien)! Happy-happy-joy-joy! With kittens and balloons, and unicorns that fart rainbows with baskets full of puppies chasing butterflies.

Ahee.

Seriously though, a good movie, but heavy, and long. there was also what seemed like 30 minutes of commercials, many of which were ones we’d seen on TV, so it’s not like we were getting big-screen ultra-rare artsy-fartsy commercials.   Just car ads and things.   Odd.  Also super-duper loud.

Then we came home around 1am to our empty house and went to bed.  We slept in until 10:30am, which is unHEARD of in our house of kids that think 7:00am is sleeping in, and Saturday/Sunday are days they don’t go to school or preschool.  There’s no sleeping in, ever.  Today, coffee was at 11am.

Sure, we blew through a lot of money, but it sure felt like a day off from being responsible parents of two kids.

And normally, I can’t STAND shopping.  Yesterday?  That was a tactical strike, all day.  Good times.  Good times.

Posted on November 30th 2008 in General, Hardware

27: Then Thursday Happened, Pseudorandomly.

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In which our hero stayed home to be with his sick 3yo son, who (sorta/kinda) watched the Teen-Age Mutant Ninja Turtles, Baby Einstein, They Might Be Giants, and The Little Mermaid Prequel thing.  Considering how I remember movies when I was a kid, I’ll be surprised if he doesn’t grow up thinking Singing Sea Turtle SockPuppets once taught him to read.

Was at home during a slightly scary mail server thing at work, am totally proud of my co-worker for not freaking out at all during the whole process.  It’s an American long weekend, so the product that caused the explosion in our mail queues was not supported today.  Whoopsie.  Oh, and our boss (both technically and literally speaking) was out of town, so it was just the two of us, and I wasn’t even on-site.  The two of us flipped things on and off, Googled around, and did stuff to whatever, and managed to get it going again.  He was 99.999% there already, and there was one little glitch that Microsoft let us do, that didn’t work, because while we were allowed to do it, it didn’t work once we’d done it.  Co-Worker totally held the fort though, and I’m proud of him.  Woot!

You know how they say strangers are friends you just haven’t met yet?  J. Smooth from Ill Doctrine is the guy you wanna get jacked up on coffee and then talk to about what went wrong with rap in the mid-90s.  But until I meet him, you’ll just have to watch this for a few minutes about how winning an election is just the very first thing you do to make change happen.

As more and more people see my moustache (rather, as it bcomes obvious I didn’t just miss a spot shaving), I’m starting to get comparisons to famous people.  So far I’ve got Burt Reynolds, Earl from “My Name Is…”, Chuck Norris, and Robert Dayton (and no, I dunno who that is).

(I really will get to the post about email administration some time, ’cause I think it needs to be written about).

I need to clean out the two cabinet things I have here that’re both full of computer and audio stuff.  It’s getting outta control again.  I don’t even know what’s IN there, much less WHERE it is.  There’s cables, video cards, hard drives, a little LCD TV, a DVD/VCR player, headphones, webcams (I seem to collect them), a bunch of Dreamcasts, and then some assorted weirdness.  Just stuff.  Techie things.  Enough bits and pieces to build a real Transformer (that a cat could drive, maybe).

Maybe I could turn it into an art piece, like this:

I suggest you press play, and RUN AWAY!

I suggest you press log in, hit play, and then RUN AWAY!

I mean, how much fun would that be?  (If you’re me?  A LOT).

Finally, just because people seem to be in a bit of a funk heading out of November, maybe you know about LOLCats, and maybe you also know about FailBlog, but have any of your run across the red-headed stepchild of the two?  OmNomNomNom?  Stupid?  Very.  Funny.  Occasionally.  When it’s funny, it’s funny.  But it does make me look at architecture in a slightly bent way.  For non-bent pure “oh wow” architecture, check out BLDGBLOG.

Tonight had a 30-Rock marathon on one channel, and The Office marathon on the other.  Not the usual “omigod Thursdays RULE” lineup, but pretty darned good.

Posted on November 27th 2008 in General

26: Brrrrr, eh Gus? BRR!

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New Movember stache photo to follow at the end of this post, I think.

Gonna go all point-formy on y’all tonight, forgive me.

  • It is currently 1c here in Vancouver (34f, for our non-metric readers), which means tomorrow’s downhill 40km/h might include ice.  I think I’ll take my “alternate route,” which will mean stopping at every red light down the hill (assuming I can stop), which would be annoying, but much better than being run over by a dozen cars before they even NOTICE I’d lost my bike out from under me.
  • New Podcast is up.  Come and get it.
  • I gave blood yesterday, which was fine.  It took longer than usual ’cause they couldn’t find my vein on my left arm.  Rather, they could find it by poking and prodding, but not by actually sticking a needle in my arm.  The right side?  Darn near popped the bag before they could get me unhooked again.  Hooray (?) for blood pressure.  (Mine was fine for a guy who’d just braved ten blocks cycling in rush hour traffic).
  • The lady across from me while I was giving blood just about fainted.  It was weird to watch.  She was a very pale blondish lady, who reminded me a little of Julia Stiles minus the gigantor cranium.  I noticed that she’d seemed a little nervous coming in (there’s usually a lot of near-giddy chatter, and she was almost silent), but she had asked for a blanket and didn’t get one, and seemed a little freaked out.  I asked the nurse attending me if maybe the lady across could get a blanket, ’cause she seemed uncomfortable, and the nurse followed my gaze, and just about jumped out of her chair, calling in the “tank” or something similar sounding.
  • Got everything all fixed at the bank today.  The RRSP from EA via GWL is now inbound to TD, OK?  Mechelle at Davie & Burrard TDCanadaTrust was everything Saturday’s experience wasn’t.  I still don’t know how it all works, but was totally confident that now everyone else can figure out how to make it go.
  • During a conversation with someone tonight, I was totally twigged to go find the old video laser disc games.  Dragon’s Lair, Astron Belt, MACH3, and even Cliff Hanger.  Been forever since I’ve even thought about those kinds of games.

And now, on to Movember news: because I’m going to keep growing this thing until either I hit the $100 mark, or the end of the month (it’s pretty close now, frankly, either way), here’s another photo of my incredibly bad 26-day-old moustache.

Ready?

Camera Flash at Point Blank Causes My Forehead to Expand

Camera Flash at Point Blank Causes My Forehead to Expand

Yeah, so you think that’s bad?  Check the ZOOM.

You can't HANDLE the mo!

You can't handle the mo.

Alsoplus, if you’d like to donate a few bucks online to the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation of Canada in honour of my horrifying moustache, please click this link to donate on my behalf, or send a cheque (it’s like a check, but Canadian) to

Prostate Cancer Research Foundation of Canada

Attn: Movember
145 Front Street East
Suite 306
Toronto Ontario M5A 1E3

G’nite folks.

And if that was just too much, may I suggest you visit the Recombobulation Area?

Posted on November 27th 2008 in General

23: Godcast.

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Two things today.

Quaker meeting & Podcast.

Guess which one had lot of loud music, swearing, and laughing, and which one put me in that weird place between being asleep and awake?

Answer: Both.

One of them was totally in my head though, while the other was recorded for posterity.  You’ll have to check the postcast blog to hear the recorded one (and that’ll happen over next week, I think).

Quaker meeting is odd, for someone like me who grew up in a (for Canada) bible belt.  The question I heard when meeting kids I didn’t know wasn’t “Do you go to church?” but instead “Which church do you go to?”  I’d tell people I didn’t go to a church, and they’d look like I’d just kicked a puppy, and then say “But, but, you’re going to Hell then…” and just kinda wander away from me.

Quaker meeting is different.  There’s silence.  Just… silence.  Left with your own thoughts.  Think about the last time you were somewhere that left you thinking “Wow, it’s like, freaky-quiet here.”  I hear/feel that up at my mom’s place from time to time.  Her place is just over the tip of the first layer of mountains in the Fraser Valley, and since there’s not a lot of dirtbikes or chainsaws running, it can get silent out there.  Like, “Oh, maybe I’ve gone deaf” silent.  It was usually nice.  Left you to your thoughts.  Sometimes, it was a little freaky, ’cause you’d be left with nothing but your thoughts.

Quaker meeting is like that, a little.  You’re aware of the other dozen or so people in the room, but don’t know anything about them, except that they’re also enveloped in this silence.  The folks in Chilliwack would probably have equated it with meditation, which would instantly mean satanic cult stuff.  Amazing that I wasn’t eager to jump on the first bus  to Who Would Jesus Judge Camp, huh?

This silence is just whatever it is.  Sometimes people have things to say about things.  Sometimes they don’t.  Sometimes it’s about whatever’s happening in the world, or what’s happening to a particular individual, or just some philosophical point that happened to move the person to speak.  Sometimes it’s funny, sometimes sad, corny is fine, too.  Sometimes, like today, it’s just silence.

The idea is that there is “That of god in everyone.”  There’s something very Douglas Adams’ Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy about that for me.  The whole “Answer to life, the universe, and everything” was being determined by this supercomputer, which had a massively distributed program running on every human on the planet.  The computer was called Earth.  There’s part of me that likes the idea that the people who make me insane are just portions of “the answer” I just haven’t figured out how to interface with, yet.

Maybe it’s that my deep focus in the temporal lobe won’t let me.

Ooh, fifteen minutes into the first Bourne movie.  Fun!

Did a double-feature podcast with Johnny Vancouver and Duncan again today.  It’s fun.  I dig the music, and enjoy the chatting, but it feels a little too hectic sometimes.  We end up talking over each other in our panic/joy about whatever we’re talking about, and I have moments of “Is any of this going to make sense at all?  Is this going to be coherent at all when someone who wasn’t here listens to it?”

I often have that feeling I used to get when I would walk into a music store, and completely forget every song by every band I’d heard in the last six months.  I arrive at John’s place and start getting ready to put together my stuff and think “there was something else I was going to play today, something better than this.”  There was talk today of doing the next show via Voice Over IP (Internet Phone).  I figure that’s the only way we could make the show nerdier: to be wearing headsets while we do it, and not actually be in the same room.

Ever noticed how the guy from the movie F/X looks like the tall guy from Who’s Line Is It Anyway?  Just me?  Maybe just me.

Posted on November 23rd 2008 in General

22: It’s like winter out there, in a good way.

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This morning started with a sleep on the couch while the kids finished breakfast and watched a little TV (a couple glasses of wine last night, and watching some awesomely bad music videos while Jesse was over).

I went to do some banking (moving our RRSP from my old job’s group thing to my own bank) while not really quite awake yet, and not knowing what I was doing, and got some really bad advice.  Like, if the forms had been there, and the transit numbers ready, I would be out about $10,000 on our RRSPs.  Way to go TDCanadaTrust.

Thankfully, nothing was FINISHED finished, so all I actually did was sign up for matching his & hers credit cards we don’t need (was thinking we could put it all in one bank instead of having my credit card account in another banking institution).  I’ll cancel them when they arrive, whenever that is.  Doi.

Got home, had some lunch (taco fixings from last night in a wrap, but microwaved lettuce = evil).  I crashed again.  Ended up sleeping for a half hour and then going to Rip’s school to meet up with everyone.  There’s new swings and both the kids went from being totally weirded out by them to having fun and giggling while trying to kick my hands as I stood in front of them.  Rip was on there for about 30 mins, I think.  There’s pics somewhere on my Blackberry, and I’ll try to upload them later.

Home to make crepe-like pancake things with cottage cheese, peaches, and shredded coconut (we seem to have about nine pounds of the stuff in the house, due to one of those shopping glitches where we think we need something, so we buy it three weeks in a row).  It’s good though, ’cause Arwen likes to make things like chocolate haystacks (is that what they’re called?) and I like eat them.  A lot.

I’ve also been trying to get my music organized for tomorrow’s double-feature of podcasts.  Once again Johnny Vancouver, Shields Up, and yours truly are getting together and doing a show.  This time, we’re doing a ouble-feature, so we can have something ready for now (November’s show) and another for December’s show, ’cause it’s always difficult to figure out when we can get a show done during time when we should be shopping for xmas stuff.

I’ve been mentally keeping notes for tracks for tomorrows shows for the last two months (since the last show, and maybe a month before that).  The tricky part is trying to REMEMBER and re-source everything I was going to use for the next show.  I’m pretty sure I can get 10 tracks together for Noon(ish) tomorrow, so I’m good, but there’s that “I’m going on a trip tomorrow, is everything packed?” panic that I always have before a show.  The stress is fun stress though, not dread, like when I have to go to a board meeting.

Tomorrow afternoon is for hanging with some friends, and listening to some good music.

Should be fun.

Posted on November 22nd 2008 in General

21: Release The Hounds

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Movember Day 21

Movember Day 21

Can you believe this?  What the hell, right?

Yes, that’s me (scary, I know) and yes that’s a moustache under my lip (scarier).  Alarming, huh?

21 days and this is about as good as I’ve got.  There’s a lot of salt in there, which makes for a sorta transluscent stache.  Last night, I had to cut back the “chops” a little, ’cause at the bottom of my mouth, my moustache goes WHITE.  Not just mostly silver, but platinum/white.  I think maybe I should have left it, but GEEZ.

So until the end of the month, I’m going to become more and more of a skeegy-lookin’ dude.

I’m loving the responses from people over the last few days.  From “Oh hey, are you doing that Movember thing?” to “What’s the uh, the deal with, uh… are you growing a… uhm…” and they point as if I had glued glitter, spaghetti, and gummy bears under my nose.

Oh!  Maybe next year I’ll do THAT!

Why am I doing this?  It’s Movember, and to get bring attention to men’s health issues (’cause men should be talking to their doctors about more than things we get spammed about all day).  Cancers and things?  They don’t spam us about those things.  Probably a good thing, now that I think about it.

Oh, and if you’d like to donate a few bucks online to the Prostate Cancer Research Foundation of Canada in honour of my horrifying moustache, please click this link to donate on my behalf, or send a cheque (it’s like a check, but Canadian) to

Prostate Cancer Research Foundation of Canada

Attn: Movember
145 Front Street East
Suite 306
Toronto Ontario M5A 1E3

Please help out, since I’m one of only 8000 or so Canadians.  Australia?  100,000+  I bet there’s one in every photo on Flickr right now.

Thank you, good night, and may your Mo, go with you.

Posted on November 21st 2008 in General, Music

19: XSims360, Hulk, Devious Bastards, and Computers Make Me High.

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The new front end on the XBOX360 (that got rammed down my throat tonight before I could watch a movie) is cute and seems like it might be fun.  Much like the first 5 minutes of The Sims.  Unfortunately, unlike the Sims, there’s nothing to DO with the character/avatar thingie you just created.

Watched the Incredible Hulk ’08 tonight.  Pretty good.  Fun.  Silly.  Explodey.  Ed Norton managed to put a little bit of acting in there, and Liv Tyler managed to keep her lips from pulling all the light out of the room.  There were only a few things (clap out a chopper-fuel fire?) that happened that were along the lines of what made a bunch of engineers and artists at Relic get into a “that wouldn’t work” fight in email.

Seriously.  That argument was a lot of fun to watch.  It was due to the commercial for the film that came out in 2002, and in that commercial, a tank is picked up the gun barrel and then flung into the distance.  People were arguing that it was impossible for anyone (even Der Hulkminsterfuller) to throw a tank by the barrel like that.  It would shear off, one side of the argument said.  You’re forgetting about centripetal force, the other side said.  Gotta love any email thread with “centripetal” in it.

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Posted on November 19th 2008 in Brainfarts, General, Grumpy Old Man, randomness

I’m funny.

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Posted on November 19th 2008 in General
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