Just got a call from the Green party, who was phoning from the train station to let me know about the whistle-stop tour they were beginning today. Complete with big cavernous echoes, like a real train station.
Complete with incomprehensible other echoes that confuse the message, like a real train station would.
Have you ever seen a press conference held inside a train station, do you have any idea why that might be?
Thaaaat’s right, it took me three listenings to figure out who was talking, and what they were saying.
Cute idea though. Good luck with that.
Maybe next time try it on someone who hasn’t read the script yet.
I can post this without it:
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Hopedy hope.
Or not?
Hello?
Whack-basketry be gone?
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So it’s a Saturday night, during fireworks in the West End, and I’m in a deep chair with big ol’ armrests, and I reach over for my glass of scotch (thanks, Claudia!), and I end up sitting there for about three minutes, turning the glass round and round, watching the liquid seep down the sides of the slightly squared glass, like something out of Blade Runner.
Until I notice it’s like something out Blade Runner, and remember that I started turning the glass because I’m pretty sure I saw one of those little flies go in there, and didn’t feel like ingesting another no-see’em today (I swallowed one during the bike ride home about a week ago, and so I’m good for a bit, mmkay?)
Where was I? Oh yeah, bending my head a little tonight, that’s right, I forgot.
I need to relax about my kids. They’re kids, and they’re being kid-like. Doesn’t matter how refined and and high-strung the West End is, my kids are being KIDS. They’re six (going on fourteen) and two (going on three), and I just need to chill out and let them be kids. Yes, they make noise, and get stuff on their faces, and drop things, and knock stuff over, and are just generally little human beings trying to figure out how to have fun and do things they wanna do. Who am I to mess with that when they’re not hurting anyone?
So yeah, more going to the park, and less “shushing” on my part. Really nothing to be gained, there, if the truth be told.
So what brought this up? A new (to me) album by some guy named Tom Baxter, by way of Radio Paradise. Tom Baxter sounds (almost too much) like the lead singer of Elbow, with a healthy dose of Damien Rice in there, too. I hit AllMusic.com, and looked up Mr. Baxter (and queued up some Damien Rice and was reminded how much I heart Lisa Hannigan’s deliciously overwrought vocals – she manages to come dangerously close to the shark-jumping ranges of Tori Amos, but missing it somehow), AND THEN read the blurb about him (Tom Baxter, remember him?) and his latest album, Skybound
There was a popular term slung around in British music-critic circles a few years back, “dad rock.” That is, anything that middle-aged men could point to in an attempt to prove that they were still as hip and with it as they had been when they were teens, and which they mostly liked because it was so baldly derivative of what they liked when they were teens. Wilco, for example, is probably the ultimate dad-rock act, with Coldplay not far behind.
and I thought “This? This is dad-rock?” but after reading a little further along, there’s a slightly snooty reference to Tom Baxter’s stuff being “mom-rock” in counterbalance to bands like Coldplay. Seriously, the review reads sorta like one of those “It works, don’t act like you invented it” kinda comments. There’s just a hint of “How come this guy’s album is selling, and I’m stuck writing reviews on AllMusic.com?”
Yeah, so I’m sitting around listening to a largely acoustic album, and not listening to the idiots who went to the fireworks six hours early, and are now bombed, and staggering home with their sunburns and aggression, and thinking I… uh… like this album. Not quite in the same jaw-dropping way I responded to Damien Rice’s stuff, or the way I was floored by the wall of clangy angst I felt with Elbow’s first album, but hey, nice stuff. This album makes me wanna sit here and write, instead of getting out on the porch, and yelling “Yeah, yeah, flashy light go boom, now GO HOME!” at the drunks and tourists who are flabbergasted that anyone actually LIVES down here, where there might be, y’know, THE GAYS.
(Didja know you can italicize a period? Well you can.)
So go pick up a copy, and grab a few for your moms and dads out there, and let them decide whether it’s sexist or misogynist or somehow stereotypical to enjoy it.
Or maybe I’m just buzzed from the scotch (or is it “Scotch?”)
Pretty sure I didn’t eat a bug though, so, win-win, really.
(Thanks to Cheeseblog, who first told me about Radio Paradise, WAY back when Napster was a thing, not an example.)

I got this apron from work.
…yeah… I know it’s a game company
…I don’t know what aprons have to do with video games either. Maybe we’re making an online cooking game, who knows? Nobody ever tells me anything. I mean, it’s kind of random, but it could be worse. They could have given us… like…. socks or something. What? You know, socks! With like, the company logo on them? Stop looking at me like that, it’s not THAT weird. At least socks are practical… This one time, at E.A? they gave us these metal chunks that kind of looked like the company logo… nobody had any clue what it was. I would have loved to have been at the meeting where that got approved… “Okay, we’re partnered with a junkyard to provide us with chunks of old Buicks that sort of resemble our logo… we can hand them out as presents to the employees!” …So weird. What was I talking about? Oh yeah…
How do you like your burger?

Thanks to Ripley for the modeling assist.
Oh, and just in case you’re thinking they don’t do “real” clothes, I can attest to the fact that at some point recently they made some of the nicest hoodies I’ve ever seen. Like, better than my GapHoodie.
Okay, need to get the kids outside before all three of us lose it.

Now that Sage works again under Firefox 3, I can say “Yeah, I’ll go” when the new version is finally released.

