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Will it work here (the /blog locale), and here (the b2evolution build)?

A – Act your age? Shit, I hope not.
B – Born on what day of the week? Wednesday
C – Chore you hate? Dishes right *before* I start on ’em.
D – Disney character? Rafiki from Lion King (“Why’d you hit me?” “Doesn’t matter, it’s in the past!”)
E – Essential makeup item(s)? A woman who wants to put it on. ‘Cept for my Braveheart Hallowe’en makeup, that kicked ASS.
F – Favorite actor? Jeanine Garafalo: she could read from the phone book and I’d watch. The Cusacks sibs and Walken triple-tie for second.
G – Gold or silver? Gold. I like the look of silver, but prefer the weight of gold.
H – Hometown? Chilliwack. Gee-cri…
I – Instruments you play? Ukulele (no, really), and an assortment of digital audio apps. I call ’em “Burntables.”
J – Jumped off a plane? Not one that was moving at the time.
K – Kids? Yep. One. Kickass!
L – Last dental appointment? All four “difficult access” wisdom teeth. Knocked me out for it. Nothing interesting since (that was a year ago).
M – Make-up brand? Uh….
N – Number of people you’ve slept with? Um, 13, I think.
O – Overnight hospital stays? About three (hernia as a wee one, mono at 9, birth of Ripley)
P – Phobia? A new one: those giant fucking spider crab things they’re finding in Iraq. I mean, JESUS!
Q – Quote you like? The entire spoken word piece “Religion” by Lord Buckley. That, and “You can’t go… all the plants are gonna die!” by Bill Murray. I was going to say: “Writing about art is like dancing about architecture,” by Steve Martin but then I couldn’t remember how to spell architecture, choked, and deleted it.
R – Religious affiliation? I’m no affiliate. Maybe a repeater station.
S – Siblings? One Half-Bro. I’ve got a whole freakin’ *shrub* of steps.
T – Type of music? A lot of stuff I like, and a lot I don’t. Try me. Gotta be able to move to it, at least in my head.
U – Understand college physics? Are they different from physics elsewhere?
V – Vegetable you refuse to eat? Raw onions.
W – Worst food? Liver. Uni (sea urchin naughty bits in the alleged form of sushi).
X – X-rays you’ve had? Wrap-around lower jaw (to find that – oh JOY – all four wisdom teeth were 90⁰ impacted.)
Y – Yummy food you make? French toast & steak (no, not at the same time)
Z – Zodiac Sign? Aquarian. Like most of my friends, go fig.

Remember in Mondo 2000, when they were talking about computers that you could fold up and throw in a bag or back pocket?

Well here they come and only about eight years later than expected.

Sometimes the simple stuff defeats the tricky stuff.

Sony Corp Copy-Protection vs. .99c Sharpie pen is my fave, I think.

And back in 2k2, it was Gummi Bear vs. Fingerprint reader:

Go here and read it for yourself.

So it put it back, just like that.

Or maybe it won’t. We’ll know in a minute, won’t we?

You will be sucked dry by a leech. I’d stay away
from swimming holes, and stick to good old
cement. Even if it does hurt like hell when
your toe scrapes the bottom.

What horrible Edward Gorey Death will you die?
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Gotta love the name of this group:

Legion of the Bouncy Castle

I mean, really… does it get much better?

Here at the Bouncy Castle, we believe in encryption. That’s something that’s near and dear to our hearts. We believe so strongly in encryption, that we’ve gone to the effort to provide some for everybody.

Their Circular Life is a totally amazing idea. A day in the life of… from a number of different places in the world.

crazy baby…