Gecko Bloggle

A – Act your age? Shit, I hope not.
B – Born on what day of the week? Wednesday
C – Chore you hate? Dishes right *before* I start on ’em.
D – Disney character? Rafiki from Lion King (“Why’d you hit me?” “Doesn’t matter, it’s in the past!”)
E – Essential makeup item(s)? A woman who wants to put it on. ‘Cept for my Braveheart Hallowe’en makeup, that kicked ASS.
F – Favorite actor? Jeanine Garafalo: she could read from the phone book and I’d watch. The Cusacks sibs and Walken triple-tie for second.
G – Gold or silver? Gold. I like the look of silver, but prefer the weight of gold.
H – Hometown? Chilliwack. Gee-cri…
I – Instruments you play? Ukulele (no, really), and an assortment of digital audio apps. I call ’em “Burntables.”
J – Jumped off a plane? Not one that was moving at the time.
K – Kids? Yep. One. Kickass!
L – Last dental appointment? All four “difficult access” wisdom teeth. Knocked me out for it. Nothing interesting since (that was a year ago).
M – Make-up brand? Uh….
N – Number of people you’ve slept with? Um, 13, I think.
O – Overnight hospital stays? About three (hernia as a wee one, mono at 9, birth of Ripley)
P – Phobia? A new one: those giant fucking spider crab things they’re finding in Iraq. I mean, JESUS!
Q – Quote you like? The entire spoken word piece “Religion” by Lord Buckley. That, and “You can’t go… all the plants are gonna die!” by Bill Murray. I was going to say: “Writing about art is like dancing about architecture,” by Steve Martin but then I couldn’t remember how to spell architecture, choked, and deleted it.
R – Religious affiliation? I’m no affiliate. Maybe a repeater station.
S – Siblings? One Half-Bro. I’ve got a whole freakin’ *shrub* of steps.
T – Type of music? A lot of stuff I like, and a lot I don’t. Try me. Gotta be able to move to it, at least in my head.
U – Understand college physics? Are they different from physics elsewhere?
V – Vegetable you refuse to eat? Raw onions.
W – Worst food? Liver. Uni (sea urchin naughty bits in the alleged form of sushi).
X – X-rays you’ve had? Wrap-around lower jaw (to find that – oh JOY – all four wisdom teeth were 90⁰ impacted.)
Y – Yummy food you make? French toast & steak (no, not at the same time)
Z – Zodiac Sign? Aquarian. Like most of my friends, go fig.