Okay, so a while ago, I got one of these 
free MP3 player things, and since I think Arwen listened to it, uh, once, I’m bombing around on the net looking for weird things I can do with it.
…and end up stumbling across this little gem of mistranslation:
I mean, it’s BLUE backlit and everything, and 128MB, and doesn’t require any software to run it, unlike my little rubberized 
friend
that I listen to during my morning commute.
But c’mon… “new lover?”
Where were they even going with that?
