Sleep: Daily routine of unconsciousness with vivid hallucinations, and possibly followed amnesia about the experience. – XKCD
I had a blow out last week during the ride in, and have been slowly getting everything I needed back together, which has been “fun” (did you know there’s thread count in tires just like for sheets?) Nilo was kind enough to bring a new tube to our lunch, and so I made it back home that day, but then I realized that the flat had been due to a mis-aligned brake pad that was touching the tire during stopping just enough to cause a small hole and finally to pinch the tube itself.
So now I’ve got a new tube ($Lunch), new tire ($21 @ MEC), installed my “Mr. Tuffy” tire liners (woo, extruded plastic!) which I’ve had for ABOUT three years but hadn’t installed (maybe now’s a good time, AFTER the blowout?)
After pulling apart my bike, Arwen’s bike, and removed Ripley’s training wheels (they were just slowing him down, I think, in the grand scheme of things), I managed to get everything working properly again. Need to go look up how to finetune my brakes, ’cause right now they’re a little, uhm… let’s say… passive. I need them to be able to lock up both tires so I can do that cool move where you lay the bike down and slide under the flames-a-burning semi as it hops sideways down the six lanes of traffic and…
Wait, I think that’s something from Matrix, isn’t it?
I’m saying that when you are ready, you won’t need to brake.
I want to be able to hit my brakes hard enough that my bike disappears from underneath me, and I highside into the back of a Smart Car.
Okay, let’s take a look at the numbers, shall we? Survey SAYS!
- Avg Speed: 17.1
- Distance: 11.5
- Time: 40:30
So, longer than normal by quite a bit, but I was taking it easy after filling up my brand new tubes at the Chevron (no idea what pressure I’m at, so I dunno if I’m a little under, or what, but I didn’t wanna go over and start my day off with a “Rapid Airloss Situation“!). The new tires have thicker tread than my old ones, so they’re dragging me a little bit. Have to adjust my back fender ’cause it rubs when I’m standing in the pedals (from a stoplight, etc). Bandana helped keep sweat from pouring down my forehead. That’s good.
No music this ride, so I was OCDing about every little creak the bike made. Sounded like maybe there’s a bit of plastic in the front fender that’s rubbing once in a while. Should probably pull those off and re-seat them.
Couldn’t find a water bottle this morning, so I bought some blue POWERADE Olympic Hockey Berry Blitz carbo stuff for $1.50. Sugar while riding hot is not a good combo. Bleah. 17% of my daily carbs in a single drink? Wooftie.
Was very stiff when I started out, but feeling pretty good now. Am planning to ride home tonight, but will have to remember it’s gonna be hot (28, radio lady said) so I gotta drink lotsa water.
I need to go to bed earlier, and wake up a little earlier, in order to not be stumbling around the house muttering and swearing until 7:15. Too stressful. Means I don’t get to see the kids in the morning, and only get to see them a little in the evening.
Figured out we have a channel at home that lets us watch Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson at 10-ish instead of 12:30-ish, which is good. Now, if we could just watch the Daily Show and Colbert Report at 9-10 instead of 11, we’d be (literally) laughing.


September 23rd, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Wow. I am sure don’t has tense thingie goers, eh? It’s like I’m trying to be politically correct for temporally displaced persons.
September 23rd, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I think you should be allowed to ride slower when it’s this hot. PERMITTED.
Also did not notice any problems with tenses which now has me paranoid that mi scriva con squahoomie! Ole! Great crowned ocelot!
Blergh.
September 25th, 2009 at 11:00 am
This post is really funny! Unless one happens to be related to the writer. OCD. Indeed.
Bike on!