In response to someone looking for new music, I replied with this, so I’m bloggin’ the thang…
Posted on July 27th 2005 in
Hardware
the Wit
(73% dark, 30% spontaneous, 5% vulgar) |
your humor style:
CLEAN | COMPLEX | DARK
You like things edgy, subtle, and smart. I guess that means you’re
probably an intellectual, but don’t take that to mean you’re
pretentious. You realize ‘dumb’ can be witty–after all isn’t that the
Simpsons’ philosophy?–but rudeness for its own sake, ‘gross-out’ humor
and most other things found in a fraternity leave you totally flat.
I
guess you just have a more cerebral approach than most. You have the
perfect mindset for a joke writer or staff writer. Your sense of humor
takes the most effort to appreciate, but it’s also the best, in my
opinion.
Also, you probably loved the Office. If you don’t know what I’m
talking about, check it out here: http://www.bbc.co.uk/comedy/theoffice/.
PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Jon Stewart – Woody Allen – Ricky Gervais |
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My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender:
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You scored higher than 83% on dark |
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You scored higher than 0% on spontaneous |
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You scored higher than 0% on vulgar |
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Posted on July 27th 2005 in
People
Okay, so a while ago, I got one of these 
free MP3 player things, and since I think Arwen listened to it, uh, once, I’m bombing around on the net looking for weird things I can do with it.
…and end up stumbling across this little gem of mistranslation:
To hug AutoBaby and enjoy easeful and comfortable car life in network age, Autobaby is the new lover in network era.
I mean, it’s BLUE backlit and everything, and 128MB, and doesn’t require any software to run it, unlike my little rubberized 
friend
that I listen to during my morning commute.
But c’mon… “new lover?”
Where were they even going with that?
Posted on July 26th 2005 in
People,
Software
Weird: on Saturday, I was bombing around looking for a few things, and decided to give Konfabulator a run again. The site appeared to be sorta messed up, so I assumed it was me, getting a little overzealous with the IP Blocking, but as it turns out, I’m guessing they were working on a rewrite of their site, and I caught them in the act. I’m so far ahead of the curve, I’m getting hit by the wave itself.
Seriously though, Konfabulator is free, and very pretty (at least, some of the widgets are). Go get yourself a truly beautiful analog clock for your desktop right now, or maybe just a little coloured cube that tells you (with one of eight colours) what the weather is like outside. Or (OR!) you could just go outside.
Posted on July 25th 2005 in
Hardware
Tanya Annicchiarico is not an alien or a time traveller.
Just for the record.
Posted on July 11th 2005 in
People
According to Eurogamer, the alarmingly-good-looking Stalker:Oblivion Lost won’t be released now until at least next year.
Go drown your sorrows in some screen shots.
Posted on July 11th 2005 in
Hardware
Overheard in New York has a collection of things overheard on the streets and subways of New York.
Eg:
A guy and a girl are sitting on one side of the train, talking. Another girl is sitting across the train.
Girl #2: Stop confusing her.
Guy: We’re not confusing her, we’re making fun of you.
–R train
Good stuff, but not always safe for work. May also cause you to think people in New York (not necessarily New Yorkers) don’t know where they are. I guess they took the “If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere” line too far, and think that since they’ve made it to New York, they effectively arrived everywhere at once.
Posted on July 9th 2005 in
People,
Places
I was looking for a price on the Noise Shirt, and linked from that site’s sidebar is the ***** of the day section, and today’s ***** of the day is
Enjoy.
Posted on July 9th 2005 in
General
Posted on July 8th 2005 in
Places
